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150 Disney Jokes & Puns: For the Whole Family

Be the hero of any party with these Disney jokes!

Once upon a time, there was a list of enchanting Disney jokes for kids and adults! Step into a magical world of Disney humor and embark on a journey filled with whimsical laughter.

In this post, we’ll unlock a treasure trove of giggles, all themed around your favorite Disney movies and shows! Whether you’re a fan of Disney puns or Christmas riddles, you’ve come to the right place.

Get ready for a “Mickney-ficient” time as you soar through the realm of Disney-themed jests and jokes.

Fun Disney Knock-Knock Jokes

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Open the door to these 15 clean knock-knock jokes about your favorite Disney movies and princesses! While they might be slightly corny, they are great for kids and adults.

  1. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Woody who?
    Woody like to go to Disneyland?
  2. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    You who?
    Yoo hoo, big summer blowout!
  3. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tinkerbell who?
    Think your bell is out of order!
  4. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aladdin who?
    Aladdin you in if you promise no more jokes!
  5. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Minnie who?
    Minnie the fun we’ll have at Disney World!
  6. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Elsa who?
    Elsa little cold, can you let me in?
  7. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Genie who?
    Genie-us, that’s who!
  8. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mickey who?
    Mickey won’t fit through the door. Let me in!
  9. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hakuna who?
    Hakuna Matata!
  10. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Disney who?
    Disney way to Disney World!
  11. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Little old lady.
    Little old lady who?
    What lovely yodeling!
  12. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Simba who?
    Simba-ly the best!
  13. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Donald who?
    Donald forget to laugh at my jokes!
  14. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pumba who?
    Pumba the volume! It’s time for a Disney song!
  15. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anna who?
    Anna one, Anna two, Anna three… let’s sing!

Disney Princess Jokes

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If your little one is Disney princess obsessed (like I was as a child!), these royally hilarious jokes will hit the spot! Here are 35 princess jokes and riddles for kids and adults.

  1. What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
    Her glass flipper.
  2. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
    She’s always running away from the ball!
  3. Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
    Snow White. She’s the fairest of them all!
  4. What did Snow White say while waiting for her photos?
    “Some day, my prints will come.”
  5. Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
    She’ll let it go!
  6. Why is Cinderella so bad at baseball?
    She has a pumpkin for a coach!
  7. Who’s the funniest Disney princess?
  8. Why wouldn’t you want to be one of Snow White’s dwarves?
    Six out of the seven aren’t happy.
  9. Why did Ariel throw peanut butter into the sea?
    To go along with the jellyfish.
  10. What’s the easiest way to find a princess?
    Follow the footprince.
  11. What did Snow White call her chicken?
    Egg White.
  12. Where can you find a little mermaid?
    Under the sea!
  13. Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
    The lost-and-flouder department.
  14. Which Disney princess likes cows the most?
  15. When is a princess strong enough to move a castle?
    When she’s playing chess.
  16. Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them all the letters of the alphabet?
    Because they got lost at C.
  17. What does Ariel like on her toast?
  18. How does the ocean greet Moana?
    With a wave.
  19. Why couldn’t Princess Jasmine get into the Prince party?
    She wasn’t Aladdin!
  20. Why did Snow White use SPF 100 sunscreen?
    She was the fairest of them all.
  21. Why was the wrong Disney princess arrested?
    The police thought she was someone Elsa…
  22. Who won the princess race?
    Rapunzel. By a hair!
  23. Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor when she had a sore throat and cough?
    The cold never bothered her anyway.
  24. How does Princess Ariel pay for goods and services?
    With sand dollars.
  25. What eats more princesses than a dragon?
    Two dragons.
  26. What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
    Mulan Rouge.
  27. When Elsa was locked in her room for years, what did people call her?
  28. What does Tiana say to a friend she is running late to meet?
    “I’m almost there!”
  29. What did the princess do every morning?
    She woke up, of course.
  30. Why did Elsa get a new laptop?
    Her old one was frozen.
  31. What is Elsa’s favorite party?
    The Snow Ball.
  32. Where does Ariel keep her tiara?
    In her octo-purse.
  33. How did the princess know how heavy the dragon was?
    It came with scales.
  34. Where does Elsa keep her money?
    In a snow bank.
  35. Why did Aurora lie on the edge of her bed?
    She wanted to drop off!

Corny Disney Dad Jokes

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Alright, dads, it’s your time to shine! Looking for a way to make your kids laugh (and cringe)? Whether you’re taking them to Disneyland or having a Disney movie marathon, here are some great Disney jokes that even Walt would be proud of!

  1. What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow?
    High Hue, High Hue!
  2. Is BB hungry?
    No, BB-8.
  3. What happened the first time Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse saw each other?
    It was glove at first sight!
  4. What did the 101 Dalmations say after eating dinner?
    “That hit the spot.”
  5. What do you call a pirate droid?
    Arrrr-2 D2.
  6. Why did the banana see Doc McStuffins?
    It wasn’t peeling well.
  7. What’s Minnie’s favorite outfit?
    A Minnie-skirt.
  8. What does rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?
    Turn down for Walt!
  9. Which Disney character can count the highest?
    Buzz Lightyear — to infinity and beyond!
  10. Why did Anakin cross the road?
    To get to the dark side.
  11. Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?
    There is a sign that says “Never Neverland”.
  12. What would the sequel of Frozen be called?
  13. What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?
    “Hello, it’s Smee!”
  14. Why did Woody give Bullseye cough syrup?
    He was feeling horse.
  15. Where do the Avengers go for coffee?
  16. How cold was it at Disney World?
    So cold that Donald Duck was wearing pants!
  17. Minnie Mouse asked Mickey Mouse, “Are you listening?” What did Mickey say?
    “Yes, I’m all ears.”
  18. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
    He Neverlands.
  19. Did you hear about Nemo when he went into battle?
    He got caught behind Anemone lines.
  20. Why is Thor’s brother great at sneaking around?
    He’s very Loki.
  21. How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
    Take away his credit cards.
  22. Elsa’s credit card got rejected. Why?
    Her account had been frozen.
  23. What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?
    “Put it on my bill.”
  24. Why did the croissants take the doughnuts and bagels to Disneyland?
    They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
  25. What did Captain America say at the beginning of the orchestra?
    “Avengers, ensemble!”
  26. How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?
    “Be a bit more Simbathetic!”
  27. Why does Alice ask so many questions?
    Because she’s in Wonder-land.
  28. Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced?
    The second-hand store.
  29. Which body part loves theme parks?
  30. What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a living?
    Web design.
  31. What’s a bee’s favorite movie?
    “Beauty and the Bees.”
  32. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
    He heard he might get a hole-in-one!
  33. Does the God of Thunder like ice cream?
    Sure, but he prefers Thor-bet.
  34. What does EPCOT stand for?
    Every Person Comes Out Tired.
  35. What kind of car does Minnie Mouse drive?
    A Minnie van.
  36. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
    Cold cream.
  37. What does Olaf eat for lunch?
  38. Who is Thor’s favorite rapper?
    MC Hammer!
  39. How does Minnie feel when Mickey is mad at him?
  40. Why did Goofy stare at the label on the apple juice all day?
    Because the carton said, “concentrate”.

Funny Disney Christmas Jokes

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Want to spread some cheer with a magical twist? These 25 Christmas-themed Disney jokes are great for breaking the ice during the holiday season! While they’re not necessarily all about Christmas, snow, and Santa, they’re great for putting in a Christmas cracker or making your relatives laugh!

  1. How does Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
    Mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
  2. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut during the holidays?
    He wanted to visit Pluto for Christmas!
  3. Why did Scrooge go to the Disney store during the holidays?
    He wanted to buy “Bah, Humbug!” merchandise.
  4. Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
    Because Donald ducked.
  5. Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
    Because he plays with Pooh all day.
  6. How does Scarlet Witch channel her magic?
    With a magic Wanda!
  7. What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite holiday?
    New Ears Eve.
  8. What is Mickey’s favorite dessert?
    Mice cream.
  9. What do you call a stupid Disney character?
  10. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Christmas baking show?
    She kept running away from the oven before the clock struck 12!
  11. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
    Because he won the No-Belle prize.
  12. What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol?
    Jungle Bells.
  13. What do you call a droid that takes the scenic route?
  14. What time does Donald Duck wake up?
    At the quack of dawn.
  15. Which fairy doesn’t like to shower?
  16. What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
    He has a meltdown.
  17. What did the town sing at Christmas when Beast and Belle broke up?
    Single Belle, Single Belle, Single all the way!
  18. What is Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?
  19. What should you do if Donald throws a ball at you?
  20. Which Avenger is the best gardener?
    Hulk, because he has a green thumb.
  21. What does Mickey use to surf the web?
    An iPad Minnie.
  22. What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
    Sour grapes.
  23. What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend?
  24. What is Clarabelle’s favorite party game?
    Moo-sical chairs.
  25. What is the God of Thunder’s favorite day of the week?

Short Disney Puns

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Need a short Disney pun to caption your Instagram pic to Disney World? Or to put on your Disney-themed party invitations? These 35 Disney puns and one-liners are short and sweet but still hilarious!

  1. Keep it Poppins.
  2. Janear, Jafar, Ja-wherever you are.
  3. Left my Walt at home.
  4. Stop! You’re making me Disney!
  5. Minnie hands make light work.
  6. Hello, is it Smee you’re looking for?
  7. Peace. Love. Ohana.
  8. In a Walt-ernate universe, I live at Disney.
  9. I’m always flying because I can Neverland.
  10. Bouncing off the Walt.
  11. It’s a Universal truth.
  12. Thanks for the offer; I’ll Mulan it over.
  13. I’m hooked on you, like Captain Hook.
  14. I like my food Mickey-shaped.
  15. Rewatching The Lion King and looking for Simba-lism.
  16. If you’re walking too slow, I’ll tell you to Mufasa.
  17. Don’t take the Mickey on me!
  18. I’m bringing down the mouse.
  19. This is a whole different Belle-game.
  20. You’re “beary” special, like Winnie the Pooh.
  21. We finish each other’s sandwiches.
  22. Should I tell Ariel dinglehoppers aren’t a thing, or should I fork-get about it?
  23. Shell yeah, I love Prince Eric.
  24. Get your Minnie’s worth at Disneyland.
  25. Wishing you all the beast!
  26. Hmm, it doesn’t ring a Belle.
  27. Oh Mickey, you’re so fine.
  28. Having a snow ball, just like Olaf!
  29. Watching Peter Pan again because it never gets old.
  30. You’ve mer-maid my day!
  31. We’re alive and Belle.
  32. Has anyone seen my glass slipper?
  33. I like your mustacha.
  34. Good friends are Pooh and far between.
  35. I’ve looked high and Lilo for someone like you.

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Beth McCallum

Beth McCallum is a Scottish freelance writer & book blogger with a degree in creative writing, journalism and English literature. She is a mum to a young boy, and believes that it truly takes a village. When she’s not parenting, writing about parenting, or working, she can be found reading, working on her novel, taking photos, playing board games or wandering through the countryside with her family.