Minecraft is a building game where blocks come to life and the community thrives. But did you know it’s also a goldmine for humor? If you want to build creations and friendships, then these Minecraft jokes can help you mingle with others and have quite a giggle!
Not only do I have knock-knock jokes, but I’ve also added hilarious dad jokes, Minecraft creeper jokes, and some witty one-liners to this list. Dive into these 60 fun jokes and transport yourself to a realm of humor!
Funny Minecraft Jokes for Kids
When your kid says, “Tell me a joke”, what they typically want is connection. What better way to connect with them than telling them jokes and riddles about their favorite things? If your child loves Minecraft, these 12 jokes are great for making them laugh.
- What kind of music do Minecraft players listen to?
Bed-rock and roll! - What do you do when you don’t want to talk to someone in Minecraft?
You block them. - What instruments do skeletons play?
Trom-Bone. - Why can’t Ender Dragons read books?
Because they always start at the end. - What do ocelots and potato chips have in common?
You can’t just have one. - How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?
They use sunblock. - What do Minecraft players do on the weekend?
They go to square dances. - What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?
Block parties. - What is the official Minecraft sport?
Boxing. - What’s the difference between a counterfeit bill and a killer rabbit?
One is bad money, and one is a mad bunny! - What do you call a Minecraft boy band?
New Kids on the Block. - Why didn’t the ghast ever do its chores?
It Nether had the time.
Minecraft Knock Knock Jokes
Get ready to create a laughing mob with these hilarious Minecraft jokes! Whether you want to break the ice with another player or roast a friend, players will love these 12 sayings.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ocelot.
Ocelot who?
You ocelot of questions! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?!
Crash!
Oh yeah, I’m playing hard. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Creeper.
Creeper who?
Creeper BOO! *explosion* - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombies.
Zombies who? (In a Zombie voice) Braaaiiiiins. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anvil.
Anvil who?
Anvil you finish a Minecraft creation today? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diamond.
Diamond who?
You’re diamond me up the wall! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stone.
Stone who?
Stone a guess — what did I build with this pickaxe? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain why I’m still playing Minecraft after 12 hours! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow-moo-nity. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Creeper.
Creeper who? Oh wait. Aw man…
Hahaha. Boom. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s just a Minecraft joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Horse.
Horse who?
Horsing around in Minecraft is so much fun!
Fun Minecraft One-Liners
These 12 one-liners are great for adults and kids. Whether you’re looking for a witty pun or want to break the ice at your kid’s Minecraft birthday party, check these out! They’re also great for captioning Instagram posts or stories since they’re short and sweet.
Something To Note
If you’re stuck between deciding whether to choose Roblox or Minecraft for your kids, I recommend Minecraft. It’s safer for kids since guardians can set up parental controls and limit children to a solo gaming experience. Roblox, on the other hand, is harder to control, and the parental controls aren’t as effective.
- Zombies are great at Minecraft because they have true dead-ication.
- A creeper walks into a restaurant. And everyone dies.
- Want cornered beef? You get it from Minecraft cows.
- I hurt my finger playing Minecraft. But it’s okay. Just a mine-r injury.
- It’s hard to score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft. He’s always blocking.
- Last night, I went to a Creeper party. It was pretty weird. Obviously.
- Villagers stay fit because they jog around the block.
- If someone made a sculpture of J-Lo… would you name it Jenny from the Block?
- The miner couldn’t get to his diamond. Something blocked his way.
- Steve walks into a bar, and the bartender says to him, “Sorry, we don’t serve miners.”
- Are you made of diamonds? Because I’m digging your vibe!
- You can start a new business in Minecraft. You just have to mine your own business!
Minecraft Creeper Jokes
The Minecraft Creeper is one of the most evil characters in the game. They are silent and camouflaged, allowing them to creep up on a player at any time. When they get close to a player, they explode, destroying their beloved creations.
While these hostile creatures might cause tears, we can turn them into a laughing stock with these 12 hilarious jokes.
- I’m like a Creeper from Minecraft. I become unstable when people get too close to me.
- What’s a creeper’s favorite food?
Ssssssalad. - Who uses a boomerang?
Australian Creepers. - Why did the ocelot cross the road?
It spotted a Creeper on the other side. - Did you hear about the Creeper-only party? It was a blast!
- What do Creepers put on top of their ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream. - Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside. - What time do ten ocelots chase a Creeper?
en after one. - Why wasn’t the Creeper invited to the party?
He had an explosive personality. - What is a Creeper’s favorite subject at school?
Hisssssstory. - Where did the creeper go after the explosion?
Everywhere. - Why couldn’t the Creeper blow up Steve?
It was blocked.
Hilarious Minecraft Dad Jokes
Whether you’re a dad who plays Minecraft or simply looking for a way to connect to your Minecraft-obsessed kiddos, check out these 12 jokes. Warning: your teens might cringe.
- Why did Steve need mouthwash after destroying the mobs?
Because he had bat breath. - How did Steve make the skeleton laugh?
He tickled his funny bone. - How do you make people change direction in Minecraft?
Block their path. - What did the sheep say after trying to eat a cactus?
“Accidents wool happen.” - What happens when Minecraft characters turn 16?
They start growing cubic hair. - What do you call a seven-second Minecraft video?
Vinecraft. - I love the new Minecraft update. It’s ground-breaking!
- What do you call a Zombie Pigman who steals your sword?
A ham-burglar. - How does Steve measure his shoe size?
In square feet. - Did you hear about the Minecraft movie?
It’s a blockbuster. - What did the Minecraft turkey say?
Cobble, cobble, cobble. - Why are there no cars driving around in Minecraft?
All the streets are blocked off from traffic.
